FLAC 50 Ways To Kill Me - Fun Funeral

50 Ways Kill Me Sludgesicle Records Grindcore Synth Pop Electro Punk 2011

Title:

Fun Funeral

Performer:

50 Ways To Kill Me

Style:

Grindcore, Synth-pop, Electro, Punk

Released:

2011

Country:

MP3 album size:

2531 mb

FLAC album size:

2082 mb

Genre:

Electronic / Rock

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Tracklist

1	Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Aligators
2	Mug Me In An Alley
3	Inject A Fly With So Much Hormones That He Becomes Bigger Than A Mammoth, Then Poo Out A Doodie-rock Onto My Face So He Bites My Face Out
4	Make Me Get Drunk And Drive
5	Clog My Lungs With A Banana
6	Blow My Brains Across The Room Onto The Wall With My Own Gattling Gun
7	Pretend I'm Christ, Then Crucify Me
8	Feed Me Poisoned Applepie
9	Have Spikes Under A Trampoline And Then Make The Springs As Loose As My Cunt So That I Fall Into The Spikes
10	Build A Time Machine And Send Me Back To Jurassic Times To Become A Dinosaur's Brunch
11	Side A
12	Make Me Fuck The Buglady So That A Scorpion Crawls Up My Dickhole And Lays Eggs Inside My Dick
13	Put A Bullet In My Brain
14	Make Me Eat Zillions Of Popcorn Curnles, Then Put Me In A Microwave
15	Convince Me To Have An Eating Disorder So I Loose Alot Of Weight. Then Give Me A Baloon To Hold And When I'm Really High Up In The Air Throw A Chinese Star At The Balloon So I Come Falling Down
16	Make Me Mow Your Lawn With The Kind Of Mowers That You Ride On So I Mow Too Close To A Tree And Topple The Thing Over And Fall Into The Blade
17	Feed Me A Gallon Of Tapeworm Eggs So When They Hatch They Eat My Insides
18	Cut Off My Hand And Slap Me In The Face With My Own Hand
19	Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Stingrays
20	Seal Me Inside Of A Castle So I Think I'm A King Of The Castle Untill I Relize Theres No Food In There And I Have To Eat My Own Penis And Then Eventually Starve
21	Get Me Pregnant, Then Use My Breast Milk To Make Human Icecream, Then Poison It, Then Feed It To Me For Brunch
22	Build A Time Machine To Send Me Back To September 11th 2001 And I'll Go To The Top Of The World Trade Center
23	Bring Me To The Zoo So I Can Tease The Lions And Then Open Their Cage And Unleash Them! Down Kitty-cat Down!
24	Make Me Try To Walk Across A High Up Telephone Wire Glazed With Slippery Seamen
25	Eat Anthrax, Then Poo The Anthrax Into My Mouth
26	Feed Me Poisoned Applepie
27	Lop My Limbs Off With A Rusty Bone-Saw
28	Gas Me With Zyklon
29	Side B
30	Feed Me Poisoned Applesauce
31	Put Me On The Merry-go-round That Is So Fast That I Puke Out My Guts
32	Put Razorblades In My Cerial
33	Throw Bombs At Me
34	In A Winter Battle
35	Make Me Eat Cement Powder So When I Drink Water I Turn Into A Statue, Then Crack Me Into A Hundred Pieces With A Clawhammer
36	Get A Mut Pregnant, Then Use Its Milk To Make Dog Icecream, Then Poison It And Feed It To Me For Brunch
37	Crack Open My Head With My Monkey Wrench Then Feed Me My Own Brains
38	When Im Asleep In My Own Car Throw A Molitov Cocktail At It
39	Saw Off My Arm And Beat Me To Death With My Own Arm
40	Lop My Limbs Off With A Rusty Bone-saw
41	Throw A Banana Peel In Front Of My Car So I Swirve And Drive Off A Cliff
42	Shove A Queen Ant Up My Eye-socket So That An Ant Colony Devolpes In My Brain
43	Give Me A Surgery That Leads My Esophogus To A Garbage Pail Instead Of My Stomach So That When I Eat Food It Gets Thrown Out And I Become Malnurished
44	What The Fuck?! Shove The Worlds Most Brutal Phone Up My Ass And Than Call It
45	Lodge Amputated Scrotums In My Throat
46	Hang Me
47	Have A Vampire Bite My Neck So I Turn Into One, Then Make Me Lick Garlic Out Of A Sloppy Pussy
48	Put Me In A Guillotine And Lop Off The Head
49	Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Crockadiles
50	Handcuff One Of My Hands To The Back Of A Car, Then Handcuff My Other Hand To The Back Of A Truck. Tell The Drivers To Drive In Opposite Directions. My Arms Stretch Out Really Far For Miles Untill My Arms Finally Pop Out Of The Sockets. So Then I Glue My Arms Back Together But Accidently Glue Them On Backwards So I Get So Sick Of Having Streched Out Backwards Arms That I Jump In Front Of A Train
51	Keep Me In My Own Car In The Garage With A Tube Going From The Exaust Into The Car
52	Sit Me Down On A Volcano So When It Errupts, Hot Lava Glides Up My Keester
53	Put Me On A Wheelchair And Send Me Downhill Into A Busy Road
54	Bonus Tracks (Live @ The Sanctuary, San Antonio, Texas - January 1st 2005)
55	Make Me Run With Scissors So I Trip Over A Used Condom And Fall Over And The Scissors Impale Through My Eye And Through My Brain
56	Cut Off My Fingers And Make Me Eat My Own Fingers In A Finger Sandwhich

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